10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe