10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow