10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln