10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson