10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)