10 Random Poker Quotes
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- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob