10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword