10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak