10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it