10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway