10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."