10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson