10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fold and live to fold again
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)