10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"