10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from