10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.