10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.