10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.