10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.