10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"