10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls