10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson