10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• if u play for the thrill u are ill