10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)