10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.