10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die