10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs