10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Fook the floosh droo!