10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "No river, no fish."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer