10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.