10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)