10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow