10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.