10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.