10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz