10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon