10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.