10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --