10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers