10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- It's Free To Fold...