10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- It's Free To Fold...
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha