10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."