10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.