10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)