10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--