10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.