10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.