10 Random Poker Quotes

I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
It's Free To Fold...
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel