10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986