10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword